the good side of AIM

so normally im not a big fan of AIM.

actually to be quite honest, i think it's from the devil.

so many misunderstandings, miscommunications. seriously, it's the stuff soap operas and other bullshit is made of...
but every once and i while i get a real gem of a conversation.

and here's one:

A: harro
B: hey whats up
A: one sec...on phone
A: okay
B: h'ok
A: hoooh kaaay
B: how are you
A: pretty good - until devil woman was hired and sat next to me
B: awww poor baby
B: that sounds unfortunate
B: wanna come work with me
A: no it is
B: you can meet honey.
B: does she have a wang or something?
B: what's so scary
A: i'm seriously pissed/ devastated
B: what happened?
B: i take it she didn't just grope your ass or something
B: this sounds serious
A: she's the most overbearing, micro-managing, anal - retentive wench
B: let's set her computer to play spooky voices shall we?
B: i can help you do it.
B: supereasy.
A: they brough her on cause she has a bunhc of experience, and she immediately made herself my personal boss
B: see wench run.
B: that blows monkey butts.
B: is she young
B: or is she an older midlife menopausal hormonal basketcase
B: well darling
B: i have to go to le bed.
B: i am ze tired.
B: and i have to think of mind games to play with my pet hyacinth tomorrow morning.
A: she's 30 something
B: because after all, that's what i do at work.
B: gooo.
B: she needs ass.
B: ass and vodka tonic.
B: brenda darling.
B: send ze bitch my death wishes.
B: *mental telepathy death wish*
B: *darth vader hiss*
B: i really do have to le bed tho
B: ill call you tomorrow ok?
A: wow
A: that was impressive
B: damn right.
B: that was college, dude.
B: because all the dorks get together and death whistle on the quad.
B: *hengh hengh*
A: HA! what??
B: i don't know.
B: i'm tired.
B: i need to go to bed so i can play with honey my hyacinth tomorrow morning.
B: seriously brenda, though.
B: good friends help you move.
A: okay
B: better friends help you move bodies.
B: im a better friend.
B: do you have a bat?
A: are you on drugs?

and yes, i was player B. good night.